Roller Dancing - 1
The long version: "A team of research roller bladers win this year's Nobel Prize in physics for debunking the time-tested theory of gravity. Dr. Helga von Wittgenstein gets the honor of demonstrating at the awards ceremony by skating up a wall - not only because of her pioneering work in the field as team co-leader, but also because she fills out those short-shorts a little better than the other co-leader, 350-pound Helmut Dinglehoffer...".
The short version: "Hot wheels".
Gatefold w/ large attached instruction booklet.